I Regret To Say That We Of The FBI Are Powerless To Act In Cases Of Oral-genital Intimacy, Unless It Has In Some Way Obstructed Interstate Commerce.

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I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of
oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate
commerce.
-- J. Edgar Hoover

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