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• What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a chicken?
  I don't know, but you have to saw the eggs open....
• Life," he said, "is like a grapefruit." "Er, how so?
  "Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle....
• I thot I saw a tweety bird, I did ! I did!
• Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck.
  I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?...
• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Steven Wrigh...
• I managed to say, "Sorry," and no more. I knew that he disliked me to cry.
  This time he said, watching me, "On some occasions it is better to weep....