I saw a product in the market--Mr. Salty Pretzels. Isn't that nerve?
Everything nowadays is low-salt or salt-free. Here's a guy--the hell with
you--Mr. Salty Pretzels ... like Mr. Tar-and-Nicotine Cigarettes, Mr.
Gristle-and-Hard-Artery Beefsteak ...
-- Bill Maher