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I See An Article In The Paper That Says 25 Percent Of All Men Propose To Their Wives In An Automobile.
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I see an article in the paper that says 25 percent of all men propose to
their wives in an automobile. That's like I say--more accidents happen in a
car than any other way.
-- The Duke of Paducah (Whitey Ford)
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