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• Howdy Data! Howrya'll doin?! <*slap*> <*CLICK*> <*clunk*>.
• Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
  {[grabs him and slaps him] Flanders! Snap out of it!...
• With interactive TV will I be able to slap Rush Limbaugh?
• Picard to bridge, where am I?
• A monk said to Joshu, "Your stone bridge is widely renowned, but coming here I find only a heap of rocks.
  Joshu said, "You see only the stones and not the bridge....
• We were coming back into New York Harbor and we went under the Verrazano Bridge and I got a lump in my throat.
  We went under the Brooklyn Bridge and I started to cry ... because we flew home. -- Totie Field...
• Mother: I don't know who to love more... My son Joshua who's captain of the football team, or my daughter Amber who got the lead in the school play.
  Usually, I use their grades as a tie-breaker, but they both got straight A's this term, so what's a mother to do?...
• Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
  -- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
• Now, we are about to attempt to cross....the Bridge of Death!