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I Should Have Stayed In College." "What Would You Be If You Had Stayed In College?
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"I should have stayed in college."
"What would you be if you had stayed in college?"
"I was in the black studies program. By now I could have been black."
-- Woody Allen, "Bananas"
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You don't have to worry about me. I might have been born yesterday...but I stayed up all night.
Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.
' -- Lillian Carte...
If the colleges were better, if they really had it, you would need to get the police at the gates to keep order in the inrushing multitude.
See in college how we thwart the natural love of learning by leaving the natural method of teaching what each wishes to learn, and insisting that you shall learn what you have no taste or capacity for....
An older student came to Otis and said, "I have been to see a great number of teachers and I have given up a great number of pleasures.
I have fasted, been celibate and stayed awake nights seeking enlightenment....