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• William Safire's Rules for Writers: Remember to never split an infinitive.
  The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form....
• Check to see if you any words out.
• Check to see if you any words out. -- Writing Rule 15
• Rules for Good Grammar #4. 1: Don't use no double negatives.
  2: Make each pronoun agree with their antecedents....
• If you see any misspelled words it HAS to be line noise.
• If you are smart enough to fill out the application correctly and without any words spelled incorrectly
  it is very likely that you are overqualified for the position and therefore ineligible for it....
• Lucius: You couldn't even give me one lousy round, Moe.
  You will always be a loser. Now take your check for a hundred thousand dollars and get out of my sight....