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• Funny you should mention that, I was a gynecologist once. -- Pick up line
• Scott: "To the Enterprise and the Stargazer. Old girlfriends we'll never meet again.
  -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• Trekkies with girlfriends - on the next Geraldo.
• One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model.
• I went to the doctor for a check-up. It was ok, he was there.
• OK, I'm weird But I'm saving up to be eccentric.
• Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot, how come nobody reported it?
  [at the old folks home, they pound on door 26] [Jasper answers] Wiggum...