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I Spend Half My Life Logged Into Crazy Liberals!
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I spend half my life logged into crazy liberals!
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Am I half crazy, or half sane? And do I really care?
I could try for the rest of my life, but that wouldn't be half enough.
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.
Charles F. Kettering...
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.
If I had no duties, and no reference to futurity, I would spend my life in driving briskly in a post-chaise with a pretty woman.
Many of us spend half our life wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
-- Alexander Woollco...
I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids.
So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?...
Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?...