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• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wrigh
• It's so loud I can hardly hear the voices in my head.
• I think my mistake was yelling "Hi" to the eyewitnesses as they filed into court.
  -- Phil Interlandi...
• Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
  Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel right now....
• Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't understand 2,700 of my new duties.
  Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is giving you the most trouble?...
• I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
  MIZNER...
• Scott: "Geordi, I have spent my whole life, trying to figure out crazy ways of doing things.
  I'm telling you, as one engineer to another...I can *do* this." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• Please don't empty my brain! I spent my whole life trying to fill it up! -- Flash Gordo