I Started A Grease Fire At McDonald's--threw A Match In The Cook's Hair. -- Steve Marti

I Started A Grease Fire At McDonald's--threw A Match In The Cook's Hair. -- Steve Marti

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I started a grease fire at McDonald's--threw a match in the cook's hair.
-- Steve Martin

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