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• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Bruce Babbitt) It's foolish to talk about screwing in light bulbs when we haven't even taken the first step, and that is to remove the old bulb....
• Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde
• How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby. -- Anonymous Manufacture
• However gradual the course of history, there must always be the day, even an hour and minute, when some significant action is performed for the first or last time.
  Peter Quennell...
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room staff to remove it!...
• How many liberals -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None: They can't remove the old ones since they are already part of the environment....
• Tradition is always the last refuge for the incompetent.
• The echo always has the last word.
• The Pineapple Principle: The best parts of anything are always impossible to remove from the worst parts.