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I studied COBOL in college, but I didn't compile
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I admit I wrote in COBOL once, but I didn't compile.
I was born to Code, Compile, Link, Test, Debug!
Sorry. I don't "do" COBOL.
I'm a programmer, I don't do COBOL.
PLEASE SHOOT ME I KNOW COBOL!!!
I've read about foreign policy and studied -- I know the number of continents.
-- George Wallace, 1968 presidential campaig...
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I