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Always Store Beer In A Dark Place. -- Lazarus Long
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Always store beer in a dark place.
-- Lazarus Long
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Always store beer in a dark place.
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
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A lighter Dark Beer is an oxymoron.
Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
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Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why.
Then do it. -- Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlei...
Long life is in store for you.