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I Supressed Word After Word From My Vocabulary. When The Massacre Was Over, Only One Had Escaped
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I supressed word after word from my vocabulary. When the massacre was over,
only one had escaped: Solitude. I awakened euphoric.
-- E.M. Cioran
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