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• When you call a cat it says "Put it in writing and I'll get back to ya".
• If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
• If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours.
  If it doesn't come back, it never was yours in the first place. -- Proverb...
• Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is. Luanne
  Kirk, I don't know what it is. Kirk: [sighs] It could not be more simple, Luanne....
• When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I think it was a Tuesday.