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• Five rules for eternal misery: 1) Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably.
  2) Make lots of assumptions about situations and be sure to treat these assumptions as though they are reality....
• EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• All people walk through life, some always looking back, others always looking forward.
  I always look upward. -- Sly...
• Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.
• If you aren't rich you should always look useful. -- Celine
• You always find something in the last place you look. -- Boob's Law
• You always find something in the last place you look, unless it's not there.