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• Millions have reported testing positive for EIB. -- Rush Limbaugh
• Try this. I haven't tested it, but I think it will work.
• Impossible, I tested it! It can't fire a missile like that!
• Infect your friends and neighbors with E.I.B.!
• Goodman: I'm very proud of you people. You've learned how to care for your children, you've learned how to maintain your homes, and you've all passed a drug test.
  Except for Marge -- Marge, you tested positive for Crack and PCP....
• Liberalism is futile. We are EIB. You will be assimilated.
• Ted Nugent -- Official rock and roller of the E.I.B. Network.
• This has been an EIB post. Excellence In Bbsing!
• Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it. -- Mark Twai