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• Alzheimer's advantage: you only need to own one book.
• Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day.
• The cuckoo bird does not lay his own eggs.
• The Annual White House Easter Egg Hunt was held on schedule this year, and it was attended by Vice President Dan Quayle.
  Got three eggs!...
• The fawning, sneaking, and flattering hypocrite, that will do, or be anything, for his own advantage.
  -- Stillingflee...
• The victors invariably write the history to their own advantage.
  -- Picard, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1...
• Why is there an Easter Bunny and not an Easter Chicken?
• What I'd like to see is a prohibition on Microsoft incorporating multi-megabyte Easter Eggs and other stupid bloatware into Windows and Office.
  A typical computer with pre-installed Microsoft shoveware probably only has about 3 megabytes of hard drive space free because of flight simulators, pinball games, and multimedia credits Easter Eggs that nobody wants....
• Alzheimer is very..ah...uh.....uh.....um