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It Helps A Little If You Review Alice In Wonderland Immediately Before Examining The Export Regulations.
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It helps a little if you review Alice in Wonderland immediately before
examining the export regulations.
-- Prof. Jerry Saltzer, in 1988
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly! Like a tea-tray in the sky....
Curiouser and curiouser! -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
That's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.
"It's the oldest rule in the book," said the King....
Every little BYTE helps.
You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before, And have grown most uncommonly fa
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -- Pray what is the reason of that?...
You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before, And make errors few people could bea
You complain about everyone's English but yours -- Do you really think this is quite fair?...
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Sentence first -- verdict afterwards. -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours.
-- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland...