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I Think I Agree With The Old Lady Who Said If God Had Intended Us To Fly He Would Never Have Given Us The Railways.
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I think I agree with the old lady who said if God had intended us to fly he
would never have given us the railways.
-- Michael Flanders
Related:
If God had not meant us to write on walls, he would never have given us an example.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us airline tickets. -- Mel Brook
If God had meant us to eat fish fingers, he would have given fish fingers.
If God had intended man to have computers, he would have given him 16 fingers.
If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.
If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.