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I Think I May Sneeze. "A Klingon Sneeze?" Only One I Know.
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I think I may sneeze.
"A Klingon sneeze?"
Only one I know.
-- Worf and Geordi, "Angel One", stardate 41636.9
Related:
I fear that one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze, and I won't know what to say. -- Ronnie Shake
Make it so. -- Geordi, "Angel One", stardate 41636.9
Locutus: "Worf, Klingon species, a warrior race. You too will be assimilated.
Worf: "The Klingon Empire will never yield!" Locutu...
I was standing in the kitchen one day, fixing a sandwich or something, when suddenly I heard a very distinct "sneeze" emanate from the fridge.
Naturally curious, I opened the door and scrutinized the various food items....
Klingon. I should have said Klingon. In my heart of hearts I am a Klingon.
-- Q to Worf, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
Are you telling me that's a pussy cat? Yes, I suppose you could call it that.
-- Yar and Worf about a Klingon Targ, "Where No One Has Gone Before", -- stardate 41263.1...
Worf: "Do you know any Klingon opera?" Amarie: "I don't get a lot of requests for it.
-- "Unification II", Stardate 45245.8...
May you never sneeze backwards!
Klingons appreciate strong women. -- Worf, "Angel One", stardate 41636.9