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A Major Illness Is One That Keeps You From Work When The Kids Are Out Of School.
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A major illness is one that keeps you from work when the kids are out of
school.
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One of the major problems of modern education is that most of the work is left for the school teacher to do.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness.
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One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
-- Judith Vio...
Lisa: [to Bart] Why are you so happy? Homer: Yeah. You kids gotta go to school, I gotta go to work
he only one who has it easy is Marge....
Did you hear about the sweet young journalism-school graduate who quit when she found out that the house organ she'd been hired to work on was attached to the editor.
Help stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you!
Come on, you'll be late for school." "Shan't," came the reply from the bathroom.
"Why, what's wrong?" "The teachers hate me and the kids despise me....
Walk at a fast pace when out of the office -- this keeps questions from subordinates and superiors at a minimum.
A singles bar is the gadget that keeps the one-dollar bills from flying out of a cash register drawer.