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• Picard: "The replica was very convincing?" Riker: "Very convincing.
  ..but not perfect." Picard: "Not perfect in what way?...
• Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry.
  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh, well, I think of my sex life....
• It's hard to be serious when you're naked.
• You work very hard. Don't try to think as well.
• So this is a very confusing situation, and what makes it even worse is, our standards keep changing.
  Take Playboy magazine. Back in the 1950s, when I started reading it strictly for the articles, Playboy was considered just about the raciest thing around, even though all it ever showed was women's breasts....
• So this is a very confusing situation, and what makes it even worse is, our standards keep changing.
  Take Playboy magazine. Back in the 1950s, when I started reading it strictly for the articles, Playboy was considered just about the raciest thing around, even though all it ever showed was women's breasts....
• Troi: "Reg? May I join you?" Barclay: "Of course, please.
  Sit down, Counselor." Troi: "Hard at work." Barclay...
• Uhura: "Don't you think I'd shut if off if I could?!" -- "The Naked Time", Stardate 1704.2.