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  Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly....
• The more I look, the more I like it. I do think it's good. I wish you were here to see it.
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  The cadet leader plays, "Taps." Lisa climbs the ladder to the first platform, as the crowd begins jeering] Lisa...
• Even opinion is of force enough to make itself to be espoused at the expense of life.
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• I don't believe that life is supposed to make you feel good, or make you feel miserable either.
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• When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• At the end of your life there'll be a good rest, and no further activities are scheduled.