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• Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I don't wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy.
  Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know 'You're the reason, you are the reason why their not together....
• I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.
  -- Dave Barry...
• Well, here it is, 1983, so it won't be long before you start reading a lot of boring stories about people like Vance Hartke.
  Hartke is a governor or mayor or something from one of the flatter states, and the reason you'll be reading about him is that he's one of the 50 top contenders for the 1984 Democratic presidential nomination....
• Well, here it is, 1983, so it won't be long before you start reading a lot of boring stories about people like Vance Hartke.
  Hartke is a governor or mayor or something from one of the flatter states, and the reason you'll be reading about him is that he's one of the 50 top contenders for the 1984 Democratic presidential nomination....
• Well, here it is, 1983, so it won't be long before you start reading a lot of boring stories about people like Vance Hartke.
  Hartke is a governor or mayor or something from one of the flatter states, and the reason you'll be reading about him is that he's one of the 50 top contenders for the 1984 Democratic presidential nomination....
• If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
  -- Dave Barry...
• What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty- sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrifically witty insul
  he kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties....
• What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty- sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrifically witty insul
  he kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties....