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• Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
  -- Rita Rudne...
• No solemn sanctimonious face I pull, Nor think I 'm pious when I 'm only biliou
  Nor study in my sanctum supercilious, To frame a Sabbath Bill or forge a Bull....
• Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I don't wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy.
  Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know 'You're the reason, you are the reason why their not together....
• During my eighty-seven years I have witnessed a whole succession of technological revolutions.
  But none of them has done away with the need for character in the individual or the ability to think....
• I think I just lost my appetite.
• I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy.
  I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me....
• If on my theme I rightly think, There are five reasons why men drink,-- Good wine, a friend, because I 'm dry, Or lest I should be by and by, Or any other reason why.
  -- John Sirmond (c. 1589-1649) -- Causae Bibendi...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.