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• How many alien life forms -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Yeah, wouldn't the guys at SETI like to know that!...
• E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial E.T. phone home. --E.T.
• Brackett: "Three weeks ago, one of our most *celebrated* ambassadors and advisors to Federation leaders for generations, disappeared.
  He left no word of his destination. Two days ago, intelligence reports placed him on Romulus, and I assure you it was an unauthorized visit....
• Come next year, all of you. Come to these purest of terrestrial fountains.
• Artificial Intelligence is better than none.
• Artificial Intelligence is too much of one and not enough of the other.
• Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability.
  -- Flower A. Newhouse...
• There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
  -- Don Herold...
• Picard: "Captain's Log, Stardate 45236.4 As I study the intelligence reports and Ambassador Spock's disappearance, I cannot help but feel a *deeper*, more personal concern about his mission.
  For I know this man, through his father. It was barely a year ago that I shared a mind meld with the Vulcan Sarek....