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• You think you've got problems," said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, as if he was addressing a newly occupied coffin, "what are you supposed to do if you ARE a manically depressed robot?
  No, don't bother to answer that, I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer....
• This must be Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
  -- Douglas Adams -- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Aurthur De...
• Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, dragging himself on regardless.
  Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed....
• Charming man, I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her to marry him.
  -- Douglas Adams -- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Aurthur De...
• Life...loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• What a wonderfully exciting cough! Do you mind if I join you?
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...