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I Think You're Supposed To Get Shot With An Arrow Or Something, But The Rest Of It Isn't Supposed To Be So Painful.
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I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the
rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful.
-- Concerning why love happens between two particular people
-- Manuel, age 8
Related:
No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .
.. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular....
One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too.
-- Concerning why love happens between two particular people -- Andrew, age 6...
Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs .
.. and don't worry if their parents are right there....
All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark.
-- How do people in love typically behave? -- Sherm, age 8...
Math is supposed to be a science. I think it's a religion.
Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.
-- Concerning the proper age to get married -- Carolyn, AGE 8...
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
-- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Bart: Oh, man, how are we supposed to kill the rest of the afternoon?
Bum: You mustn't kill time, boys, you must cherish it....