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• The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
  "I would not interfere with any one's religion, either to strengthen it or to weaken it....
• A man drove me to drink. I never properly thanked him.
• Oh, I don't know if I should do that. My dad and I build our car together, and if I drove somebody else's it'd kill him!
  On the other hand... I'll do it! -- Bart's dilemma, "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Bart: That place is weird. A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels, until I paid him to stop.
  Homer: [holding a stack of towels] Should have held out longer, boy....
• Death scene of Cyrano ] It is coming... I feel Already shod with marble.
  .. gloved with lead... Let the old fellow come now!...
• Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
  Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again....
• I take Him shopping with me. I say, 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain' -- Tammy Faye Bakke
• And I will love him and pet him and stroke him and squeeze him..
• Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with the mower!