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I thought it would make a wicked wave to surf on.
-- Moses, talking about the real reason he parted the Red Sea
Related:
All I need is a Wave and a board to surf it on.
Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] "wicked" guy.
He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....
Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] ``wicked'' guy.
He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....
Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw.
Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients....
If I knew what I was talking about--would I be here???
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad.
Also, he has severe diarrhea. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad.
Also, he has severe diarrhea....
Brief History Of Linux (#24) Linus Torvalds quotes from his interview in "LinuxNews" (October 1992)
"I doubt Linux will be here to stay, and maybe Hurd is the wave of the future (and maybe not)....