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I Thought My Mother Was A Bad Cook, But At Least Her Gravy Used To Move About. -- Tony Hancock
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I thought my mother was a bad cook, but at least her gravy used to move
about.
-- Tony Hancock
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Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother--she looks like my father. -- Tony Randall
I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused.
There's not a lot of warmth between me and my mother.
I asked her about it. I said, "Mrs. Stoller ..." -- Fred Stolle...
I idolized my mother. I didn't realize she was a lousy cook until I went into the Army.
-- Jackie Gayle...
Lifting her skirt, she revealed her treasure. The mother lode.
Pretty, I thought, but is it art? -- Edward Abbey...
Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody's good enough for me.
[a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs!...
Why did you spend so much time parked in that fellow's car last night?
demanded the irate mother. "I could hear the giggling and squealing for a good half hour....
When I was a small boy, I used to watch the marshwarblers swooping in my mother's undercroft.
And I remember thinking - would Man ever dare do the same?...
She was so ugly her mother used to babyfeed her with a slingshot.