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• If a man boasts a great deal about what he is going to do tomorrow, it is timely to check into what he did yesterday!
• Never jump on a man unless he is down, and when you do, make sure that you confuse him by supplying him with so many facts that he can not possibly understand what you are saying.
• Marge: Homie, maybe we should go inside. Homer: But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet.
  Look at him. [the man in white suit stands still amidst the fight] He's going to do something and you know it's going to be good....
• There once was a man who went to a computer trade show.
  Each day as he entered, the man told the guard at the doo...
• That low man seeks a little thing to do, Sees it and does i
  This high man, with a great thing to pursue, Dies ere he knows it....
• Joey: [on phone] Well, so anyway Beth, what I'm saying is I should've considered your feelings before I went home with you that night.
  I've ah, I've recently learned what's it like to be on your side of it, and I'm sorry....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Standstill is giving way. Good fortune for the great man.
  "What if it should fail, what if it should fail?" In this way, he ties it to a cluster of mulberry shoots....
• Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....