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• It's so much more friendly with two. -- Piglet, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.
  A. Milne...
• Brains first and then Hard Work. -- Eeyore, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.
  A. Milne...
• A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• It gets you nowhere if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.
  A. Milne...
• If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and Think of Thing
  you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it....
• If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient.
  It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear....
• When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...