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• Bellhop: TV's there...bathroom's there...and there's your king-size bed for.
  ..[wolf-whistles, makes a cat noise, imitates a bed squeaking, purrs, pants, barks, howls, twiddles his lips] Hubba hubba!...
• A legend in his own slime.
• A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs.
• You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
• My opinions are my own, not my company's or my employer's or my cat's (Well, maybe my cat's.
  ...) -- DISCLAIMER...
• If A. can prove, however conclusively, that he may, of right enslave B, why may not B snatch the same argument, and prove equally, that he may enslave A.
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• A cat's best friend is his teddy bear. -- Garfield.