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A Man Is A Person Who Will Pay Two Dollars For A One-dollar Item He Wants.
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A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn't want.
-- William Binger
Related:
An engineer is an unordinary person who can do for one dollar what any ordinary person can do for two dollars.
He was as tough as a two dollar steak
Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Use the dollar as a bookmark. -- Fred Stolle
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
-- John Barrymore...
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
JOHN BARRYMORE...
One dollar for eternal happiness. Mmmm... I'd be happier _with_ the dollar.
-- Burns as we know him, "Lisa's Date With Density...
The one item you want is never the one on sale. -- Finman's Principle
The rotter who simpers that he sees no difference between the power of the dollar and the power of the whip, ought to learn the difference on his own hide -- as, I think, he will.
Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction....