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It Is Truly Written That A Man Has Five Times As Many Fingers As Ears, But Only Twice As Many Ears As Noses.
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It is truly written that a man has five times as many fingers as ears,
but only twice as many ears as noses.
Related:
Creationism: Listening to reason with fingers in ears.
The wise man has long ears and a short tongue. -- German proverb
The wise man has long ears and a short tongue. German Proverb
God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak. -- Arab proverb
Yeccchhh! That must be a face, it has ears!
Nature has given us two ears but only one mouth. -- Benjamin Disraeli
Has signs on both ears saying "Space for Rent".
I don't care how many eyes a man has... as long as it's less than five." -Leela
These gentlemen here will be your eyes and your ears, and should the need arise, they'll fill in for any other part of your body.
-- Which one's the beer belly?, "You Only Move Twice...