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• The universe is not hostile, nor yet is it friendly.
  It is simply indifferent. -- John Hughes Holme...
• In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substance
  magic and bullshit. -- G's Third Law There is no magic... -- H's Dictum...
• G's Third Law: In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substance
  magic and bullshit. H's Dictum: There is no magic......
• Maybe we're just lucky to live in a universe composed by a divine Bach.
  Perhaps next door, the inhabitants of a John Cage universe muddle along in chaos....
• Christian fundamentalism is the doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe-spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.
  -- Andrew Lia...
• Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
  G's Third Law: In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substance...
• Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
  Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....
• IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PURCHASERS: The Entire Physical Universe, Including This Product, May One Day Collapse Back into an Infinitesimally Small Space.
  Should Another Universe Subsequently Re-emerge, the Existence of This Product in That Universe Cannot Be Guaranteed....
• When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters.
  One represents danger and the other represents opportunity. John F. Kennedy...