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• Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on. -- Kin Hubbard
• Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. -- Kin Hubbard
• If there is anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public. -- Kin Hubbard
• An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed. -- Kin Hubbard
• The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. -- Kin Hubbard
• Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler.
• The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
  The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them....
• The woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great deal of money.
  The woman who gives herself takes all your time. -- Balzac...