8086: The Year You Finally Pay Off Your Computer. 8087

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8086: The year you finally pay off your computer.
8087: The year you finally pay off your peripherals.
8088: The year your spouse forgives you for buying the computer.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Expansion unit: The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals.
You know this year is off to a bad start when your Mother invites your wife to lunch and tells her about the continuous bed wetting that went on through your college years.
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You may be redneck... if there is a puddle in your driveway year-round.
A peripheral is what your spouse becomes after you bring a personal computer into your home.

8086: The Year You Finally Pay Off Your Computer. 8087

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