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• I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm.
  By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them.
  Now I can ride a unicycle. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wrigh
• I took a course in speed reading and was able to read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes.
  It's about Russia. -- Woody Alle...
• I took a baby shower. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
  Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• One time the police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Don't you know the speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?
  I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't going to be out that long." -- Steven Wrigh...