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I Took The Vacation I Wanted All My Life. I Packed Alice And The Kids And All The Luggage In Our Station Wagon And Headed It Right Straight To Canada.
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I took the vacation I wanted all my life. I packed Alice and the kids and
all the luggage in our station wagon and headed it right straight to
Canada. Then I went to Las Vegas and had a ball.
-- George Gobel
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.. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was `right', that we were winning ....
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.. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was `right', that we were winning ....
My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy life.
My parents went to Niagra Falls and all I got was this crummy life.
All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
-- Jane Wagne...