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I Took Up A Collection For A Man In Our Office.
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I took up a collection for a man in our office. But I didn't get enough
money to buy one.
-- Ruth Buzzi
Related:
I don't mind men who kiss and tell. I need all the publicity I can get. -- Ruth Buzzi
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. -- Jackie Maso
I attribute my success to intelligence, guts, determination, honesty, ambition, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.
Quote #192 "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
-- Jackie Maso...
Ruth: I give up. A single mother can't win in a man's world.
Marge: Ruth, that's a lot of hooey. It's not over 'till it's over....
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? -- Pick up line
I attribute my success to ambition, determination, guts, integrity, fairness, honesty, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.
-- Lord Juliu...
Homer: Hey, you guys aren't from around here, are you?
Man 1: Ach, nein. We are from Chermany. He is from ze East....
Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on child support for the last four months.
Marge: Hmm. Well, you _were_ unlucky. But there _are_ a lot of good men out there....