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I Tried To Contain Myself, But I Escaped!
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I tried to contain myself, but I escaped!
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Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself (I am large, I contain multitudes).
-- Walt Whitman, Song of Myself...
Tried to hang myself with bungee cord. I kept almost-dying.
I escaped from the Liberal Plantation.
I escaped from a political correction facility.
I **TRIED** to register it!
I blame the Programmer myself !!
I searched into myself. -- Heraclitu
It was not until I attended a few postmortems that I realized that even the ugliest exteriors may contain the most beautiful viscera
and was able to console myself for the facial drabness of my neighbors in omnibuses by dissecting them in my imagination....
I tried reality, but it didn't work.