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• They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.
  -- Homer Simpson Colonel Home...
• He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages, will be known far and wide as a smart ass.
  -- Howard Kandel...
• Then there is the man who found the donkey with the IQ of 141.
  The poor donkey has no friends, since no one likes a smart ass....
• An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold. Romanian Proverb
• A friend in need is a pain in the ass.
• Ass, n.: The masculine of "lass".
• Sodomy is a pain in the ass.