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It's as easy as 1-2-C.
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char *c[]= {"ENTER", "NEW", "POINT", "FIRST", }; char **cp[]= {c + 3, c + 2, c + 1, c}
char ***cpp= cp; main() { printf("%s", **++cpp)...
1) HIDE!!!! (2) If they find you, LIE!!!! -- Rules for Academic Deans -- Father Damian C.
Fandal...
Rules for Academic Deans: (1) HIDE!!!! (2) If they find you, LIE!
!!! -- Father Damian C. Fandal...
Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
(2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will....
1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1 2. When 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2.
defun NF (a c) (cond ((null c) () ) ((atom (car c)) (append (list (eval (list 'getchar (list (car c) 'a) (cadr c)))) (nf a (cddr c)))) (t (append (list (implode (nf a (car c)))) (nf a (cdr c)))))) (defun AD (want-job challenging boston-area) (cond ((or (not (equal want-job 'yes)) (not (equal boston-area 'yes)) (lessp challenging 7)) () ) (t (append (nf (get 'ad 'expr) '((caaddr 1 caadr 2 car 1 car 1) (car 5 cadadr 9 cadadr 8 cadadr 9 caadr 4 car 2 car 1) (car 2 caadr 4))) (list '851-5071x2661)))))
We are an affirmative action employer....
Nothing is as easy as it looks. -- Murphy's Law Corollary 1
Who says '1+1' REALLY equals '2'?