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• It's a very *__UN*lucky week in which to be took dead. -- Churchy La Femme
• Problems? "Cherchez la femme.
• What is an adult? A child blown up by age. -- Simone de Beauvoir, "La Femme rompue", 1967
• On ne peut rassembler les Francais que sous le coup de la peur.
  On ne peut pas rassembler a froid un pays qui compte 246 specialites de fromages....
• Nature is very un-American. Nature never hurries. -- William George Jorda
• Only people with names beginning with 'A' are getting mail this week (a la Microsoft)
• He's dead, Jim! Thats 10 this week already.
• That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day.
  Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky....