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  Skinner: Uh, hold on, Bart. May we have a word with you?...
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• The following is a memo from the principal of Academia High School.
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  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
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  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• The Mozart School of Music should obviously be the first choice of any music student aware of its reputation.
  First of all, the Mozart School stresses intensive practice and training, so that students typically begin their training at a very young age....
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• Skinner: Five dollars a child?! Last year it was free!
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