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It Seems Prostitutes Have Already Moved Into The Hotels At The New EuroDisney Resort Outside Paris.
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It seems prostitutes have already moved into the hotels at the new
EuroDisney resort outside Paris. Apparently the cost is $50 to do
it Goofy style, or $100 for a straight Donald Duck.
-- Heard on the BBC's "Have I got News for You" programme...
Related:
0028 Have you seen "Donald Duck in Mathemagic Land"? -- from THE HACKER TEST
While modern technology has given people powerful new communication tools, it apparently can do nothing to alter the fact that many people have nothing useful to say.
-- Lee Gomes, San Jose Mercury New...
Have you heard the *bad* News? Cthulhu fhtagn! <-Huh?
Marge: I guess we're not going to find anyone. Lisa
We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?...
Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right.
-- Kurt Herbert Alde...
Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or money to do it right. ADLER
Heard you were moving your piano, so I came over to help.
"Thanks. Got it upstairs already." "Do it alone?...
Heard you were moving your piano, so I cam over to help.
"Thanks. Got it upstairs already." "Do it alone?...
I imagine if you had built the Newton Memorial outside Paris .
. . it would have undoubtedly shown the violence of 1870 and 1914 and 1942 and 1945 -- even 1968!...